1.21.2007

A Few Phrases You Probably Will Never Hear at LifePoint ...


  • “Way to go, Patriots.”

  • “God prefers you to drink decaf coffee.”

  • “Did you hear Pastor Ken got a tattoo?”

  • “The Old Testament is way too long.”

  • “I think we’ll go for a punk emo sound.”

  • “Tuck your shirt in.”

  • “God helps those who help themselves.”

  • “Bingo!”

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